character - Scribe

character - Albert

character - Martin

character - Santa Claus

character - Elderly Vicar

character - Reverend Parker

character - The Aged P

character - Fishface Footman

character - Prosser

character - Cleaner

character - Archie Birley

character - Viscount

character - Selfridge

character - Jim Mottershed

character - George

character - Wattie

character - Goronwy

character - Self

character - Arthur Rhodes

character - Arthur Rhodes

character - Cab Driver

character - Mr. Cale

character - Mr Dodds

character - Arthur Dodsworth

character - Earthworm

character - John's father

character - Fosdyke

character - Self

character - Disposals Man

character - Mart Queen of Scots

character - Goronwy

character - Plumber

character - Edward Cox

character - Burglar

character - Man at Bar (Uncredited)

character - Fireman

character - MacDonald, the Solicitor

character - Usher

character - Cabbie

character - ARP Warden (Uncredited)

character - Man on Train (Uncredited)

character - Ship's Steward

character - Hancock's assistant